Monday 10th July 2k 20:05pm

Werd up. there once was a young geeza named cobra, some of yous may rememba im as 'tyro' and he did ave a mammy named sheila(and yous may rememba whun yous last ad a batty fa 5 squids). she did ave dis wicked camcorda dat he borrowed once and made all these wickid videos of imself and put them on da internet. one of da videos was a deaf threat directed towards me coz i took da mr biggy from im many times whun i was 'daa'. check cobra_daa out here along with the other mpegs. i have a shit load of logs from last year around. You can get the logs here, here, here, here and here

Sunday 9th July 2k 11:09am

Aigh! This is a for real wickid new mp3 i founded. tis bout the bestest obby of mine when i iz not out with my bitches doin some erbs. Check it! Masturbator.mp3 word on da street says dat i might be doin a massiv presentation of all of cobra's logs and mpegs, stay tuned bruvers

Saturday 8th July 2k 00:45pm

it's bin a week in which da priminister's son as bin caught a little bit ratted and trippin in leicesta square, whun da constabulury asked about is age and address, he told them he was 18(really 16) and gave them an batty address. "An ambulance had been called after Euan was discovered vomiting on the pavement, but paramedics decided there was no need for the teenager to go to hospital" - HAHA batty boy. instead, euan was takun to charin cross constabulury station where he initially gave is name as euan john, gave an batty address and told officers he was 18. he was thun searched and is true identity cukabillyvered. tony says he is goin to take is son westside and beat is batty red fa makin im check silly in a week in which he promised to enforce eavy wickeds on drunkish louts and yobbers? ave a wicked one i is goin out. Bo!

Friday 7th July 2k 15:06pm

i recently did ave a check at mindphuck's article on is column at challenge-ie which got me thinkin about wot it meant. it was obvious it was about two particular main mans in da kwaik community i am so aggro at one of da particular main mans dat i'll go as far as to say dat i felt dis main man was da mostest two faced bint i ave eva met online or face to face, everybody knows who it is, and i feel this person should be punished for the hurt he/she has caused to so many people in kwaik and outside of kwaik. action as already bin takun but nothin serious enough to make dis main man realise wot he/she as done and wot effects she as did ave on da lives of udders. Bo!

Thursday 6th July 2k 16:05pm

aigh, is yous wicked? "kids" on telly da udda night, da end was real wicked. dis mingin bitch was passed out on da couch on erbal redemies and dis bruva bends a ova on da couch and speed gagares a shot. just before dat, dis aminal g33k shags dis udda bint in da bed, dey musta bin 12 or somethin which was cool. dis movie was betta than any ardcore porno, i recommend dis movie to anybody who's done an ounce of smack or more. i will borrow yous a copy for 10 squid if yous needs it. mail walt0r

i avent played kwaik in a while, but now i am tryin to get back into da swin of fings. i ave bin playin a bit of quake wiv se7en and i am well wicked now. i am only playin a little in my spare time and soon i will be a killin machine again and kickin all your mr biggies around da levels. there is a young punanni called m1rv about da scene nowadays, word on da street he is an altar boy and gets boned a lot by is parish priest. he is also an pissin batty hole. if yous check dis kid kick is batty in a ruk aight! i am goin to crack one off ova britneh. Bo!