Surname - Succat Forename - Maewyn.

Known as - Friends call me Patricius or Patrick. You can call me Saint Pat.

Address - currently living in with latest employer, God. No specific address, Heaven should get me. Just mark it care of St. Peter, he's always on the gate.

Born - Around 17th March 415 AD but I can't remember and nobody care's that much anymore. I'm British, though. My father, Calpurnius, was a small Christian landowner who also held office under the Roman Empire though that did me a fat lot of good when I was kidnapped by a bunch of Celtic raiders.

Phone number - I have a mobile number but can't give it out The boss is very fussy about getting personal 'phone calls during working hours, which is every hour. Just have to use snail mail.

Education - I had very little formal training in my early years and after being kidnapped, had to spend six lousy years on the side of a hill, looking after a bunch of mangy sheep. Not much opportunity for study there, I can tell you ! Mind you, I escaped in 437 A.D. and after popping home for a while to recharge the old batteries, I took myself off to Gaul (France to you and me ) and made up for lost time. I was ordained a deacon, then a priest and then a bishop. How's that for educated!

Current employer - God the Father. General Duties - Basically, I'm just resting on my laurels. I've done enough for now though I try to keep an eye on the on-going adoration of my good self in Ireland and trying to market my image as all round good guy to other countries in the world. St. Paddy's Day has turned out to be big business, you know. All I can say is, thank God for the internet!