The trouble with some women is they get all excited over nothing - and then they marry him!-- Cher
No good deed ever goes unpunished.-- Thomas Brooks
If I am not myself, who will I be?-- Pirke Avot
Good is not good, when better is expected.-- Thomas Fuller
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.-- Fred Astaire
The investigation of the meaning of words is the beginning of education.-- Antisthenes
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published everyday, like those of a baseball player.-- Anonymous
Beauty will save the world.-- Fedor Dostoevsky
We only part to meet again.-- John Gay
Make voyages. Attempt them. There's nothing else.-- Tennessee Williams
As a parent you just hang on for the ride.-- Robert Wagner
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.-- Gloria Steinem
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.-- Ronald Reagan
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.-- Ellen Key
In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.-- Rex Reed
What's done cannot be undone.-- Shakespeare (Macbeth)
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has a better lawyer.-- Robert Frost
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.-- Dick Cheney
The greatest success is successful self-acceptance.-- Ben Sweet
Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.-- Knute Rockne
Why inflict pain on oneself, when so many others are ready to save us the trouble?-- George W. Pachaud
Don't be so humble. You're not that great.-- Golda Meir
I am he As you are me And we are all together.-- J. Lennon & P. McCartney
It is better to be deceived by one's friends than to deceive them.-- Johann von Goethe
When you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't in us doesn't disturb us.-- Hermann Hesse
I never hated an man enough to give him his diamonds back.-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others.-- Samuel Foote
Don't fight forces; use them.-- Buckminster Fuller
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.-- Reggie Leach
Winning isn't everything. It is the only thing.-- Vince Lombardi
Stardom isn't a profession; it's an accident.-- Lauren Bacall
I'm so happy to be rich, I'm willing to take all the consequences.-- Howard Ahmanson
Don't go on looking at me like that, because you'll wear your eyes out.-- Emile Zola
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.-Anonymous
Showing up is eighty percent of life.-- Woody Allen
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.-- Jaques Barzun
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.-- Earl Wilson
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.-- Mark Twain
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.-- Sam Rayburn
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy
from two, it's research.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from
the other.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just
the opposite.
Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.
Obstacles are those things you see when you take your eyes off
your goals.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. The pessimist
fears this is true.
