Usefull Arabian Phrases If you are ever travelling in Arabia, you may find it useful to know these simple phrases. For the sake of the Islam nation, be it known that only 2% of the population belongs to the radical extremist faction of the religion who are responsible for all the terrorism. Most Muslims are very nice people, I'm sure. Remember, this is only a joke...
	Akbar khali-kili haftir loftan	Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun
	Fekr gabul gardan davat paeh gush divar	I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart
	Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande	I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life
	Auto arraregh davateman mano sepaheh-hast	It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car
	Fashal-eh tupehman na degat mano goftam cheeshayeh mohemara jebehkeshvarehman	If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public
	Khrel, jepaheh maneh va jayeii amrikahey	I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters
	Balli, balli, balli!	Whatever you say!
Maternier ghermez ahlieh, ghorban	The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency
Tikeh nuneh ba ob khrelleh bezorg va khrube boyast ino begeram	The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe