Reasons why Dana should be our President

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• She hasn't lived in 'Liberal Ireland' for  seven years but in the progressive Bible Belt of Birmingham Alabama.
• She has a FABULOUS singing voice.
• Her name rhymes with Indiana Jones, a role model we can all look up to.
• She could sing our National Anthem beautifully and the Constitution and opening speech to the Dail. She could sing the Angelus which she has song beautifully in her past career. Click here for more. Dana recently said: "There's nothing in the Constitution to say I can't sing as President".
• She fought bravely against all opposition "To be realistic, that girl has no chance whatsoever of getting a nomination," said the chairman of the Pro-Life Campaign, Mr Des Hanafin (The Irish Times).
• It was Prayer that was the desciding decision on choosing Dana to run. The Dublin-based Christian Community Centre's director, Mr Terry O'Mahony said the inspiration to choose Dana came as a result of prayer. (The Irish Times)
  And it is prayer that will get her the whole way

World Affairs

• She has won the Eurovision song contest, a natural step to the Presidency of Ireland and the UN.
• She has flown in an aeroplane.

Attraction to the youth of Ireland

• Along with David Bowie and The Clash she has rocked a generation making her HIP to the latest beats and grooves of the young folk.
• She has sung for the Pope on numerous occasions who himself has had a hit album with The Rosary.
• She releasing a Christmas album which may be overshadowed in popularity by her Christmas TV special. The Prodigy are reported as saying 'Gosh, we are awfully worried she'll drive us from the Number 1 spot'. The producers of 'Friends' are holding off plans for their Christmas special till more details can be received.