From: <John_Murphy@cbtsys.com>
To: <daa@oceanfree.net>
Subject: MR heriherhehrhehrhehrerhehrerhe
Date: 25 August 1999 11:37


heres a nice log for you that cobra didnt want you to see:)
you should enjoy it:D

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[01:14] <h-k> lo coby
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[01:14] <cobra> oops
[01:14] <cobra> hiya
[01:14] <h-k> lo
[01:15] <Dest> lo
[01:15] <h-k> coby, i regged u for MCW on the 13th of the month
[01:15] <cobra> i have some bad news :<
[01:15] <h-k> but bigfoot never got the mail he says
[01:15] <h-k> so i dunno
[01:15] <h-k> DONT:)
[01:15] <cobra> ive retired from quake
[01:15] <h-k> FFS:>
[01:15] <cobra> i dont play at all
[01:15] <cobra> :<
[01:15] <cobra> college/girlie/work
[01:15] <cobra> :/
[01:15] <Dest> join the club
[01:15] <Dest> :)
[01:15] <cobra> i dont have the time
[01:15] <h-k> cobra - ur playin for dk k ?:)
[01:15] <cobra> :)
[01:15] <h-k> listen
[01:15] <cobra> ive not played quake in weeks
[01:15] <h-k> i dont want this no time crap :)
[01:16] <h-k> ur playin :>
[01:16] <cobra> :>
[01:16] <cobra> i got college 7am-5pm
[01:16] <cobra> work 5.30pm - 10pm
[01:16] <h-k> ok ill grant u college and work, but GIRLIE ?!?!?
[01:16] <cobra> study 10pm-12am
[01:16] <cobra> sleep 12am-7am
[01:16] <h-k> cmon women or quake ????
[01:16] <cobra> :)
[01:16] <Dest> hehe
[01:16] <cobra> girlie!1
[01:16] <cobra> by far!
[01:16] <h-k> ffs
[01:16] <Dest> quake!!!!
[01:16] <Dest> :)
[01:16] <h-k> ur not a true devotee :/
[01:17] <h-k> 7am to 5pm ?
[01:17] <h-k> lol
[01:17] <h-k> jasus
[01:17] <h-k> can u play any games ?
[01:18] <cobra> :>
[01:18] <cobra> not really
[01:18] <cobra> i have to study like fuck
[01:18] <cobra> + i want plenty of time for my girl
[01:18] <h-k> ahh scchtudy
[01:18] <h-k> thats a packed like
[01:18] <h-k> life :)
[01:18] <cobra> :)
[01:18] <cobra> any of u know about net meeting?
[01:18] <h-k> howcome so much collge?:)
[01:18] <cobra> me and vanish got a web cam..
[01:18] <cobra> and stuff
[01:18] <h-k> hehe
[01:18] <cobra> we want to get some girls
[01:19] <cobra> but we can't log on
[01:19] <h-k> lol
[01:19] <h-k> theyre all queer i though
[01:19] <cobra> no
[01:19] <cobra> i met some
[01:19] <cobra> she asked me to jack off
[01:19] <h-k> lol
[01:19] <cobra> and she would do the same
[01:19] <cobra> so vanish left the room
[01:19] <cobra> and we did :)
[01:19] <cobra> heheheh
[01:19] <cobra> it rocks
[01:19] <cobra> get a ewb cam
[01:19] <h-k> aaahahahahaha
[01:19] <cobra> gorgeious young 16 year old
[01:19] <h-k> wenk wenk
[01:19] <cobra> fucking jacking herself off
[01:19] <cobra> slaping her clit
[01:19] <cobra> :)
[01:19] <h-k> im gonna paste this to daa :)
[01:19] <cobra> NO
[01:19] <cobra> NO
[01:19] <cobra> NO
[01:19] <cobra> NO
[01:19] <cobra> NO
[01:19] <cobra> :)
[01:19] <h-k> <cobra> she asked me to jack off
[01:19] <h-k> ROFL
[01:19] <h-k> :>
[01:20] <cobra> :)
[01:20] <cobra> seriously
[01:20] <cobra> get one
[01:20] <cobra> its SO cool
[01:20] <h-k> Daa will go to town on u :)
[01:20] <cobra> u and a gorgeious babe
[01:20] <cobra> sound/video
[01:20] <cobra> ill come over to ireland and go to town on him :)
[01:20] <cobra> btw
[01:20] <cobra> that lame photo of me
[01:20] <cobra> heres a poroper one
[01:20] <cobra> that prooves im not ugly
[01:20] <h-k> hahaha
[01:20] <h-k> no
[01:20] <cobra> and ive had about 12 girls tell me im cute
[01:20] <h-k> youre good looking
[01:20] <h-k> :)
[01:20] <cobra> fucking da
[01:20] <cobra> oo cobra your so handsome
[01:20] <cobra> (sarcasm)
[01:20] <h-k> lol
[01:21] <h-k> cobra
[01:21] <h-k> can ive a vid of u wenking off ?
[01:21] <cobra> http://www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/ian_jeff.jpg
[01:21] <cobra> LOL
[01:21] <cobra> LOL
[01:21] <cobra> LOL
[01:21] <cobra> it rox0rs
[01:21] <cobra> ive given quakeup for shit like this
[01:21] <cobra> some gorgious young 16 year old ..
[01:21] <cobra> sitting there
[01:21] <cobra> me watching her
[01:21] <cobra> slap her clit
[01:22] <cobra> :)
[01:22] <cobra> that vs playing with lamers like 4k :)
[01:22] <cobra> against even
[01:22] <cobra> http://www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/ian_jeff.jpg
[01:22] <cobra> that is me
[01:22] <cobra> and vankod
[01:22] <h-k> lol
[01:22] <h-k> JESUS COBRA
[01:22] <h-k> YOURE A HANDSOME BOY !
[01:22] <h-k> :>
[01:22] <cobra> lame
[01:23] <cobra> :>
[01:23] <h-k> i got a pic of me and me m8 once but i lost it
[01:23] <cobra> heh
[01:23] <cobra> we got a vid cam here it rox
[01:23] <cobra> can just take snap shots
[01:23] <cobra> we been having alaugh
[01:23] <cobra> taking lame snap shots :)
[01:23] <h-k> whats the deal with u and vanish ?
[01:23] <h-k> flat m8s ?
[01:24] <cobra> nah good m8s
[01:24] <cobra> live 30 mins drive away
[01:24] <cobra> see that other pic of me
[01:24] <h-k> wenking to a computer screen is sad tho cmon :)
[01:25] <cobra> its not a screen
[01:25] <cobra> its a girl
[01:25] <h-k> why not go to a niteclub and do it :)
[01:25] <h-k> ye but a puter
[01:25] <cobra> wanking of to me wanking off
[01:25] <cobra> haha
[01:25] <cobra> i got a girlie
[01:25] <h-k> heh
[01:25] <cobra> a real one
[01:25] <cobra> but both owns
[01:25] <h-k> yeah went to ur real one and u dont have to wank ur hands :>
[01:25] <cobra> lol
[01:25] <cobra> :>
[01:25] <cobra> btw
[01:25] <cobra> u see that other photo of me..
[01:25] <h-k> lol
[01:25] <cobra> that daa has
[01:25] <cobra> that looks nothing like me
[01:25] <h-k> he keeps pasting it around
[01:25] <cobra> and daa has been sending it out to ppl
[01:26] <cobra> saying im an ugly freak
[01:26] <h-k> lol
[01:26] <h-k> i got a pic of daa with a pre-imposed penis in his "hand" :)
[01:26] <h-k> cobra
[01:26] <cobra> LOL
[01:26] <h-k> youre so handsome
[01:26] <h-k> heh
[01:27] <cobra> feck off
[01:27] <cobra> :)
[01:27] <cobra> im just setting the record straight
[01:27] <cobra> that im not a little fat ugly freak
[01:27] <cobra> as everyone that hasn't seen me thinks i am
[01:27] <h-k> lol
[01:27] <h-k> i met daa once
[01:27] <h-k> he lives about 60 miles from me
[01:27] <cobra> hehe
[01:27] <h-k> but
[01:27] <cobra> whathse like in real life
[01:27] <h-k> he was playin tennis in a competition
[01:27] <h-k> ye
[01:27] <h-k> ina tennis court real near my house
[01:28] <h-k> there were loadsa ppl playin, but we knew it was daa cos when
 he
  missed a shot he goes AHH FOR FUCK SAKE and got real annoyed :)
[01:28] <cobra> heheh
[01:28] <cobra> he a short ugly chapie?
[01:28] <h-k> lol
[01:28] <h-k> nah
[01:28] <h-k> hes big enuf
[01:28] <cobra> what height?
[01:29] <h-k> when i really piss him off on the internet he rings up my
house
  shouting down the phone :)
[01:29] <cobra> LOL
[01:29] <cobra> id go down and maul him
[01:29] <cobra> :)
[01:29] <h-k> ahh around 6 foot one or 2
[01:29] <h-k> heh
[01:29] <h-k> <Daa> Ill slit your throat
[01:29] <cobra> thats ok
[01:29] <cobra> im 5,11
[01:29] <h-k> heh
[01:29] <h-k> daas a country boy tho
[01:29] <cobra> haha
[01:30] <cobra> he 20 stone or somthing?
[01:30] <h-k> nah
[01:30] <h-k> heh
[01:30] <h-k> id prolly kick the shite outta him like :)
[01:30] <h-k> dunno
[01:30] <cobra> what age r u?
[01:30] <h-k> 17 in amonth
[01:30] <h-k> u?
[01:30] <cobra> 17 in a month
[01:30] <cobra> :)
[01:30] <h-k> heh
[01:30] <cobra> I'd maul daa
[01:30] <cobra> :)
[01:30] <h-k> :>
[01:31] <h-k> dk would kill ne clan :)
[01:31] <h-k> fucking flick knives
[01:31] <h-k> eh eh ?
[01:31] <h-k> wanna mess us up ?
[01:31] <h-k> eh eh ?
[01:31] <h-k> gerrem daa
[01:31] <h-k> heh
[01:32] <cobra> :)
[01:32] <cobra> he tough?
[01:32] <h-k> from the internet it seems so :)
[01:32] <cobra> haha
[01:32] <cobra> He's 14
[01:32] <cobra> enough said
[01:32] <cobra> :)
[01:32] <h-k> hes mental tho
[01:32] <h-k> hes a head case :)
[01:32] <cobra> lol
[01:32] <cobra> He built well?
[01:32] <h-k> hes big enuf for a 14 year old yeah
[01:33] <cobra> heh
[01:33] <cobra> im 12 stone
[01:33] <cobra> vanish is 20 stone
[01:33] <cobra> :)
[01:33] <cobra> 6,5
[01:33] <h-k> heh
[01:33] <h-k> im totally unfit and underweight after summer :)
[01:33] <h-k> cos like i dislocated my kneecap at the start
[01:34] <h-k> so i lay around for 2 months :)
[01:34] <cobra> hehe
[01:34] <cobra> erk
[01:34] <h-k> good fun
[01:34] <h-k> heh
[01:34] <cobra> im in good shape now
[01:34] <cobra> going out at 4am to trtain
[01:34] <cobra> with van
[01:34] <cobra> we getting in fucking rock shape for london
[01:34] <cobra> i got a six pack already
[01:34] <h-k> one of my legs is still smaller than the other
[01:34] <h-k> heh
[01:34] <cobra> he doesn't tho neerrr
[01:35] <cobra> oh :?
[01:35] <cobra> :/
[01:35] <h-k> six packs r easy enuf
[01:35] <h-k> it depends what time of the day it is tho
[01:35] <cobra> :)
[01:35] <h-k> i swaer
[01:35] <h-k> after ive been workin ages standin there i get one
[01:35] <h-k> ffs workin at 9 30
[01:35] <h-k> lifeguardin :)
[01:35] <h-k> heh tis a fuckin joke
[01:36] <Dest> hk how old is daa?
[01:36] <cobra> hehe
[01:36] <h-k> this lad at work slipped under a lawnmower and it chopped off
 3 of
  his toes
[01:36] <h-k> hes 14 i think
[01:36] <h-k> cobra
[01:37] <h-k> u wouldnt bate dk.sep or dk.pred :)
[01:37] <h-k> heh
[01:37] <h-k> combined weight 1000lbs :)
[01:37] <cobra> bate?
[01:37] <cobra> :)
[01:37] <cobra> lol?
[01:37] <cobra> :)
[01:37] <h-k> seps like an elephant
[01:37] <h-k> heh
[01:37] <Dest> "kick the shit out of"
[01:37] <cobra> what age is sep
[01:37] <h-k> about 15
[01:37] <cobra> LOL
[01:37] <cobra> and hes 500 pounds
[01:37] <cobra> :)
[01:37] <h-k> but hes a large boy :)
[01:37] <cobra> 500 pounds is like the wolrds largests man
[01:37] <h-k> his heads about the size of 4 of my heads
[01:37] <cobra> vanish is 230 pounds and hes 20 stone :)
[01:37] <cobra> so hes like 45 stone? :)
[01:38] <h-k> heh
[01:38] <cobra> he would be easy to beat in a fight tho
[01:38] <cobra> hes slow
[01:38] <h-k> but all he does it sit and smoke hash all day :)
[01:38] <cobra> :)
[01:38] <h-k> nooooo when hes messing with u he gives u mess punches and
they send
  u flyin
[01:38] <cobra> nah doubt it
[01:38] <cobra> i would kill im :)
[01:38] <h-k> they do
[01:38] <cobra> you havn't seen my strenth
[01:38] <h-k> and his headbuts wud break a wall like
[01:38] <cobra> he wouldnt get a chance to hti me though
[01:38] <cobra> hes to slow
[01:39] <h-k> and im not weak :)
[01:39] <h-k> nah
[01:39] <cobra> :)
[01:39] <h-k> u wouldnt hurt him :)
[01:39] <cobra> im almost as strong as vanish
[01:39] <h-k> ur too handsome
[01:39] <cobra> lol
[01:39] <cobra> im a flipping body builder i think i would m8 :)
[01:39] <h-k> heh
[01:39] <cobra> fat ppl aren't strong
[01:39] <h-k> hes a maad cunt  :)
[01:39] <cobra> i could kill alot of pl with one punch
[01:39] <h-k> i used to do sport
[01:39] <h-k> but its sad :)
[01:39] <h-k> i used to do rowing and athletics
[01:39] <h-k> but i said fuckit
[01:40] <h-k> id prefer to go off and get stoned and drunk :)
[01:40] <h-k> but i like running
[01:40] <cobra> hehe
[01:40] <h-k> but like
[01:40] <h-k> u cant do it
[01:40] <cobra> :)
[01:40] <h-k> if u go off for a 5 miles run ppl will say wtf r u doing ?:)
[01:40] <h-k> heh
[01:41] <cobra> :)
[01:41] <cobra> i can run 1 mile in 5 mins
[01:41] <h-k> yeahg
[01:41] <cobra> the world record is 2.40 mins
[01:41] <h-k> i used to do middle distance, 800metres and 1500 and all that
[01:41] <h-k> i ran over a mile in 5 neway
[01:41] <h-k> 1.3 miles
[01:41] <h-k> i thin
[01:41] <h-k> k
[01:41] <cobra> :>
[01:41] <Dest> i ran a mile and a half in 13 mins :)
[01:41] <h-k> :>
[01:41] <Dest> and i was fuckin dead after it
[01:42] <h-k> lol!
[01:42] <cobra> :)
[01:42] <h-k> yeah that happens
[01:42] <Dest> couldnt walk up stairs or anything for about a week
[01:42] <h-k> i couldnt run for shit now
[01:42] <Dest> my legs were just wrecked
[01:42] <h-k> but this time last year id go fucking mental around a runnin
track
[01:42] <Dest> bastid slave drivers at school
[01:42] <h-k> lol
[01:43] <h-k> ye
[01:43] <h-k> i ran like about 100m the other day and my legs got sore
[01:43] <h-k> cos i aint ran since i dislocated my knee cap
[01:43] <h-k> my right leg is still visibly smaller than my left
[01:43] <h-k> hehe
[01:43] <h-k> well my thighs
[01:43] <h-k> ahh its ntb now
[01:43] <h-k> im gonna do a load of swimmin now
[01:44] <h-k> cos im a lifeguard like :)
[01:44] <cobra> gr
[01:44] <Dest> :)
[01:44] <h-k> ill get into the pool for free sn ddo loads
[01:44] <cobra> can't find any girls with a web cam
[01:44] <h-k> u ca find gays
[01:44] <cobra> fuck that
[01:44] <h-k> i have to be a beach guard
[01:44] <h-k> one of the lifeguard tests u have to swim 35 lengths
[01:44] <h-k> in clothes
[01:44] <h-k> hehe
[01:45] <Dest> argh
[01:45] <h-k> or god
[01:45] <Dest> rhob used to be a mad swimmer
[01:45] <h-k> carrying a heavy person 4 lenghts in clothes after swimmin 4
lenghts
  - i tell ya
[01:45] <h-k> .rhob :)
[01:45] <Dest> held some lenster record
[01:45] <h-k> kew
[01:45] <h-k> l
[01:45] <h-k> jasys
[01:45] <h-k> doin diving and all that shits cool too
[01:46] <h-k> ffs
[01:46] <h-k> i better go to bed :/
[01:46] <h-k> cyas
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juiciness
about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine
 at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!)
[01:47] <cobra> ok cya
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