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*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:31:46 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:31:56 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:32:36 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
*** divvy_herhir is now known as daa
<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:33:03 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
*** divvy_herhir is now known as daa
<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
*** DaVe| is now known as DaVe
<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
*** divvy_herhir is now known as daa
<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:33:54 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
*** Jay is now known as Jay|Away
<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:34:04 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
<heeeeeds> did i come to #quake.uk and not #insults.uk ?
<Undy> ill cun on your face afterwards tho
<iBh|Cobra> You woudn't get a chance undy
<Undy> so that u dont get left out
<Undy> cum even
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*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
<heeeeeds> did i come to #quake.uk and not #insults.uk ?
<Undy> ill cun on your face afterwards tho
<iBh|Cobra> You woudn't get a chance undy
<Undy> so that u dont get left out
<Undy> cum even
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<smilez> lol
<daa> lol
<Skint> urr
<smilez> ;o)
<Skint> cobra has...
<Skint> urrr
<Skint> ibh
<Undy> and the girlie is gonna wipe it off with her ass
<Skint> urrr
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<iBh|Cobra> That video is meant as a bit of fun, why are u all taking it to heart?
<ven> if cobra has a ncie bird, she must be a fucking spastic if she finds him 
  attractive :P
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<Undy> so u up for some mad orgie this weekend?
<nasteh> which video is this?
<iBh|Cobra> Don't you know the meaning of the word fun?
<daa> topic
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<Undy> im brining 20 tanned hunks for u as well
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> ?
<heeeeeds> subj?
<ven> topic
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<harb> oops :)
<heeeeeds> look up top
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<smilez> is it porn
<iBh|Cobra> wtf, is this with my girl?
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<ven> no
<iBh|Cobra> lol
<Undy> cobra u listen to e-rotic when u shag?
<Lord_Smeagol> hehhe
<ven> dildo u mean
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<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<Undy> oh sorry the girlie has to use a dildo
<Undy> cobra cant give it to her
<iBh|Cobra> These questoins are just getting stuipid
<ven> nasteh - starwars emporium has these prints that can be put on a mouse mat
<Undy> he justs watches
<Undy> lol
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<Armageddon> ;)
<ven> i want the clockwork orange one
<Armageddon> :)
<nasteh> yes ven
* sleepy-pixie is not here: brb [l(on) p(on)]
<harb> heh
<ven> where he is holding a 4 fott marble cock
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<harb> it's because j00 is small jeff
<Undy> lol
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<ven> just before he squashes that bitch with it
<Undy> cobra u suck m8
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<ven> wicked hey?
<Undy> u fucking suck
<harb> peeps take advantage
<heeeeeds> this is becoming a strange conversation
<Undy> everything
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<Undy> and in everything
<ven> so many buffy ones
<iBh|Cobra> im 5,10
<Undy> u are fucking outcasts lol
<iBh|Cobra> I suppose thats pretty small these days
<nasteh> lol
<harb> yeah
<nasteh> LOL
<iBh|Cobra> but who cares?
<harb> small :)
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<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<iBh|Cobra> Wtf does height mean?
<Undy> no one cares
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<Undy> so fuck off
<nasteh> COBRA WAS 6 FOOT 2 WEEKS AGO, NOW HE IS 5 TEN!
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*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
<heeeeeds> did i come to #quake.uk and not #insults.uk ?
<Undy> ill cun on your face afterwards tho
<iBh|Cobra> You woudn't get a chance undy
<Undy> so that u dont get left out
<Undy> cum even
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<smilez> lol
<daa> lol
<Skint> urr
<smilez> ;o)
<Skint> cobra has...
<Skint> urrr
<Skint> ibh
<Undy> and the girlie is gonna wipe it off with her ass
<Skint> urrr
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<iBh|Cobra> That video is meant as a bit of fun, why are u all taking it to heart?
<ven> if cobra has a ncie bird, she must be a fucking spastic if she finds him 
  attractive :P
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<Undy> so u up for some mad orgie this weekend?
<nasteh> which video is this?
<iBh|Cobra> Don't you know the meaning of the word fun?
<daa> topic
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<Undy> im brining 20 tanned hunks for u as well
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> ?
<heeeeeds> subj?
<ven> topic
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<harb> oops :)
<heeeeeds> look up top
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<smilez> is it porn
<iBh|Cobra> wtf, is this with my girl?
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<ven> no
<iBh|Cobra> lol
<Undy> cobra u listen to e-rotic when u shag?
<Lord_Smeagol> hehhe
<ven> dildo u mean
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<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<Undy> oh sorry the girlie has to use a dildo
<Undy> cobra cant give it to her
<iBh|Cobra> These questoins are just getting stuipid
<ven> nasteh - starwars emporium has these prints that can be put on a mouse mat
<Undy> he justs watches
<Undy> lol
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<Armageddon> ;)
<ven> i want the clockwork orange one
<Armageddon> :)
<nasteh> yes ven
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<harb> heh
<ven> where he is holding a 4 fott marble cock
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<harb> it's because j00 is small jeff
<Undy> lol
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<ven> just before he squashes that bitch with it
<Undy> cobra u suck m8
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<ven> wicked hey?
<Undy> u fucking suck
<harb> peeps take advantage
<heeeeeds> this is becoming a strange conversation
<Undy> everything
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<Undy> and in everything
<ven> so many buffy ones
<iBh|Cobra> im 5,10
<Undy> u are fucking outcasts lol
<iBh|Cobra> I suppose thats pretty small these days
<nasteh> lol
<harb> yeah
<nasteh> LOL
<iBh|Cobra> but who cares?
<harb> small :)
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<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<iBh|Cobra> Wtf does height mean?
<Undy> no one cares
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<Undy> so fuck off
<nasteh> COBRA WAS 6 FOOT 2 WEEKS AGO, NOW HE IS 5 TEN!
<iBh|Cobra> undy
<nasteh> HE IS SHRINKING
<Undy> BLAH BLAH BLAH
<iBh|Cobra> Your the one talking to me?
<harb> yeah
<lecty> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> Why do you as questions
<iBh|Cobra> then say no one cares
<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<Undy> no cobra i cant talk atm
<Undy> im slapping my cunt
<harb> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> ok 
<athie> bitch
<harb> :)
<ven> coz u r a twat cobra now fuck off ffs
<heeeeeds> can you say "Spam"
<smilez> whos that girl on skinners page ?
<harb> lol :)
<Undy> lol anyway gimme your address please
<iBh|Cobra> thats class coming from you ven
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<iBh|Cobra> mr big 15 year old
<Undy> im bringing russian mafia over for anal fisting with a 9mm 
<Confusion> fucking piece of shite outlook, honestly, one fucking account can't be 
  checked so you can't check any others, fucking bite me microshaft
<Afteh|w0rk> lol
<Undy> caliber that is
<bigfoot> hhe
<daa> hes such a handsome boy, dont fuck with him
<nasteh> lol
<ven> lol the national biking champion`s bike only cost £1400 quid 
<nasteh> tyro
<ven> lol
<nasteh> he is older than you
<lecty> after meeting IMIZ again this weekend i have decided that him and Vanish 
  were seperated at birth
<Undy> RIGHT OK COBRA IS No1 ON MY HITLIST
<ven> i asint 15 ffs!
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*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
<heeeeeds> did i come to #quake.uk and not #insults.uk ?
<Undy> ill cun on your face afterwards tho
<iBh|Cobra> You woudn't get a chance undy
<Undy> so that u dont get left out
<Undy> cum even
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<smilez> lol
<daa> lol
<Skint> urr
<smilez> ;o)
<Skint> cobra has...
<Skint> urrr
<Skint> ibh
<Undy> and the girlie is gonna wipe it off with her ass
<Skint> urrr
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<iBh|Cobra> That video is meant as a bit of fun, why are u all taking it to heart?
<ven> if cobra has a ncie bird, she must be a fucking spastic if she finds him 
  attractive :P
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<Undy> so u up for some mad orgie this weekend?
<nasteh> which video is this?
<iBh|Cobra> Don't you know the meaning of the word fun?
<daa> topic
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<Undy> im brining 20 tanned hunks for u as well
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> ?
<heeeeeds> subj?
<ven> topic
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<harb> oops :)
<heeeeeds> look up top
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<smilez> is it porn
<iBh|Cobra> wtf, is this with my girl?
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<ven> no
<iBh|Cobra> lol
<Undy> cobra u listen to e-rotic when u shag?
<Lord_Smeagol> hehhe
<ven> dildo u mean
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<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<Undy> oh sorry the girlie has to use a dildo
<Undy> cobra cant give it to her
<iBh|Cobra> These questoins are just getting stuipid
<ven> nasteh - starwars emporium has these prints that can be put on a mouse mat
<Undy> he justs watches
<Undy> lol
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<Armageddon> ;)
<ven> i want the clockwork orange one
<Armageddon> :)
<nasteh> yes ven
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<harb> heh
<ven> where he is holding a 4 fott marble cock
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<harb> it's because j00 is small jeff
<Undy> lol
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<ven> just before he squashes that bitch with it
<Undy> cobra u suck m8
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<ven> wicked hey?
<Undy> u fucking suck
<harb> peeps take advantage
<heeeeeds> this is becoming a strange conversation
<Undy> everything
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<Undy> and in everything
<ven> so many buffy ones
<iBh|Cobra> im 5,10
<Undy> u are fucking outcasts lol
<iBh|Cobra> I suppose thats pretty small these days
<nasteh> lol
<harb> yeah
<nasteh> LOL
<iBh|Cobra> but who cares?
<harb> small :)
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<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<iBh|Cobra> Wtf does height mean?
<Undy> no one cares
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<Undy> so fuck off
<nasteh> COBRA WAS 6 FOOT 2 WEEKS AGO, NOW HE IS 5 TEN!
<iBh|Cobra> undy
<nasteh> HE IS SHRINKING
<Undy> BLAH BLAH BLAH
<iBh|Cobra> Your the one talking to me?
<harb> yeah
<lecty> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> Why do you as questions
<iBh|Cobra> then say no one cares
<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<Undy> no cobra i cant talk atm
<Undy> im slapping my cunt
<harb> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> ok 
<athie> bitch
<harb> :)
<ven> coz u r a twat cobra now fuck off ffs
<heeeeeds> can you say "Spam"
<smilez> whos that girl on skinners page ?
<harb> lol :)
<Undy> lol anyway gimme your address please
<iBh|Cobra> thats class coming from you ven
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<iBh|Cobra> mr big 15 year old
<Undy> im bringing russian mafia over for anal fisting with a 9mm 
<Confusion> fucking piece of shite outlook, honestly, one fucking account can't be 
  checked so you can't check any others, fucking bite me microshaft
<Afteh|w0rk> lol
<Undy> caliber that is
<bigfoot> hhe
<daa> hes such a handsome boy, dont fuck with him
<nasteh> lol
<ven> lol the national biking champion`s bike only cost £1400 quid 
<nasteh> tyro
<ven> lol
<nasteh> he is older than you
<lecty> after meeting IMIZ again this weekend i have decided that him and Vanish 
  were seperated at birth
<Undy> RIGHT OK COBRA IS No1 ON MY HITLIST
<ven> i asint 15 ffs!
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<nasteh> undy: join the queue please
<Undy> anyone wishing to make a hit on cobra
<nasteh> dont be greedy now :)
<Undy> hey
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<Undy> nasteh
<Undy> im organising it
<smilez> heh
<nasteh> undy can i join in?
<Undy> im getting chinese triads
<Undy> and russian mafia
<daa> lol
<smilez> lol
<ven> oh ffs
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<athie> er
* Afteh|w0rk points out he does a nice line in torturings and beatings
<ven> i have 3 gnat bites on my fucking penis
<athie> excuse me?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry;)
<nasteh> lol
<Undy> i think id better otder SAS in as well
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<athie> lies
<Undy> cobra is too hard
<Eoa-Swam> yo dudes
<ven> fuck it itches like fuck!
<athie> honest
<nasteh> swarm!
<ven> 1 on my sack!
<ven> FFS!
<Eoa-Swam> nasteh!
<ven> ITCH!
<nasteh> you praccying at 9?
<Eoa-Swam> ill be here
<nasteh> swarm!
<Eoa-Swam> ill attemot to practice
<athie> alex he called now, wot be long :)
<Eoa-Swam> attempt 
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Start of #quake.uk buffer: Fri Sep 03 18:40:35 1999
*** Now talking in #quake.uk
*** Topic is ' http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~n3m/quake/raving/  || Skinna at his 
best ||  www.ednet.co.uk/~stevens/cobra_retired.mpeg  || Cobra ure sooo cute :) || 
[ven] I '
*** Set by athena on Fri Sep 03 16:34:59
* harb thinks smilez should shut his fucking arse and realise it isn't cool to be a 
  modemer anymore
<divvy_herhir> el
<Darkwave> they only make a move if another compant does
<Darkwave> company
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<nasteh> , yeah, keep yo casper ass off my turf bitch o' you be tastin' my ste
<ven> Afteh|w0rk ok i get the picture m8!
<nasteh> lol harb :)
<ven> enough
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<iBh|Cobra> ello
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: on the other end of the scale though, Cisco routers sell for a 
  minimum of £1500 new and have their own proprietary operating system that costs 
  about 200 quid per version upgrade
<ven> or u want me to make u suck my gloch?
<qube> afteh: a pc capable of routing wouldn't cost that much
<Lord_Smeagol> Darkwave - i did last week :) ... i rocketed him to death for a 
  couple of minutes - then he said something about no skill rocket users, so i 
  switched to rail - and gave him another 2 minutes of hell - then he quit the 
  server ;)
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: depends on the traffic
<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<athena> Alex
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<ven> routing is like a 2mb connection being shared across like 50 pc`s?
<Afteh|w0rk> Kerry
<divvy_herhir> cobra
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<ven> youd want one in that situation?
<iBh|Cobra> vanish
<Afteh|w0rk> ven: sort of
<athena> walking to Uni soon, call ME!
<iBh|Cobra> The bastard :)
<qube> Afteh|w0rk: as much as a 150 quid router could
<daa> do u stuu-uuu-ter?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry: okay :)
<daa> st-st-stuu-stuuu-ter?
<athena> 10 mins
<iBh|Cobra> he sent that lame test thing
<iBh|Cobra> daa, i hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<iBh|Cobra> I had no money, neither did vanish
<qube> say p100/32mb/pair of decent net cards
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: true, but a hardware router is usually more stable and has less 
  problems than a PC
<ven> cobra u fuckwit
<daa> do you st-sttt-sttutter
<Skint> cobra you whore
<athena> er leave him alone
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: that wouldn't cost £150 tho
<qube> that could handle shiteloads
<daa> err hes gay
<iBh|Cobra> fuck off
<qube> it would
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<iBh|Cobra> daa you even know what gay is?
<qube> i bought a p100 the other day for 50 quid
<daa> yes
<daa> its you
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: well, mebbe
<Afteh|w0rk> :)
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<iBh|Cobra> Well why call me it you spaztic?
<a|ex> daa
<Undy> LOL COBRA
<a|ex> and you're not?
<daa> lol cobra
<daa> ure dim
<heeeeeds> heh heh heh
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<iBh|Cobra> yeah daa sure thing
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<qube> we had a 486sx25/8mb/no HD routing for 8 people on janet
<daa> yes
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: bottom line tho is that something like that wouldn't really be 
  professionally supportable
<Undy> u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<daa> :)
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<qube> that worked nicely
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: so useless in the corporate environment
<iBh|Cobra> very dim, thats why im doing an hnd in electronics
<Lord_Smeagol> a HPW trashing a LPB is as cool as liquid nitrogen ;)
<qube> yeah, there is that - it's how cisco make money
<Skint> LOL
<qube> "we're expensive, so we're really good" etc
* smilez is doing a GCSE in welsh so naaahhh
<nasteh> <iBh|Cobra> do you even know what gay is? i didn't know until skinner told 
  me
<daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth
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<Undy> cobra, are u suffering down's syndrome? or do u just have vocal problems?
<Afteh|w0rk> qube: ya
<Skint> that mpeg is the FUNNIEST thing i have EVER seen
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<iBh|Cobra> Anywhy im not wasting my time here sitting talking to daa
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> undy wtf?
<nasteh> skint what mpeg?
<iBh|Cobra> I hadn't had a drink in 2 days
<heeeeeds> errrr
<iBh|Cobra> skint
<nasteh> lol
<harb> jeff you is shameful
<iBh|Cobra> If so, you seroiusly need to get a life m8
<nasteh> OOOH YEH
<ven> cobra water maybe?
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<heeeeeds> <daa> hes suffers from cunt cancer in the mouth !!
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> cobra is an alcohol LOl yeh right
<iBh|Cobra> The water from his house is pish
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<Undy> cobra where do u live
<iBh|Cobra> im an alchahol?
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<a|ex> naaaaaarrrrsstttteeeee
<Undy> gimme address please
<iBh|Cobra> Why undy?
<ven> drink it from a puddle
<Undy> ill come visit u
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<iBh|Cobra> undy
<daa> oh this is funny
<heeeeeds> heh hehe hehee
<Undy> i wanna shag your girlie innit mon
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<iBh|Cobra> why are you talking shit?
<Undy> ill fucking screw her to death
<nasteh> aaaaaaaaa||||||||||||eeeeeeeeexxxxx!!!!!
<daa> lol
<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<daa> go undy
<heeeeeds> did i come to #quake.uk and not #insults.uk ?
<Undy> ill cun on your face afterwards tho
<iBh|Cobra> You woudn't get a chance undy
<Undy> so that u dont get left out
<Undy> cum even
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<smilez> lol
<daa> lol
<Skint> urr
<smilez> ;o)
<Skint> cobra has...
<Skint> urrr
<Skint> ibh
<Undy> and the girlie is gonna wipe it off with her ass
<Skint> urrr
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<iBh|Cobra> That video is meant as a bit of fun, why are u all taking it to heart?
<ven> if cobra has a ncie bird, she must be a fucking spastic if she finds him 
  attractive :P
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<Undy> so u up for some mad orgie this weekend?
<nasteh> which video is this?
<iBh|Cobra> Don't you know the meaning of the word fun?
<daa> topic
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<Undy> im brining 20 tanned hunks for u as well
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> wot video
<smilez> ?
<heeeeeds> subj?
<ven> topic
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> you had better be gettin' pissed tonight
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<harb> oops :)
<heeeeeds> look up top
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<harb> www.w3rd.org
<smilez> is it porn
<iBh|Cobra> wtf, is this with my girl?
<nasteh> Cobra's girlfriend hit him over teh head with her white stick
<ven> no
<iBh|Cobra> lol
<Undy> cobra u listen to e-rotic when u shag?
<Lord_Smeagol> hehhe
<ven> dildo u mean
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<iBh|Cobra> hmm
<Undy> oh sorry the girlie has to use a dildo
<Undy> cobra cant give it to her
<iBh|Cobra> These questoins are just getting stuipid
<ven> nasteh - starwars emporium has these prints that can be put on a mouse mat
<Undy> he justs watches
<Undy> lol
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<Armageddon> ;)
<ven> i want the clockwork orange one
<Armageddon> :)
<nasteh> yes ven
* sleepy-pixie is not here: brb [l(on) p(on)]
<harb> heh
<ven> where he is holding a 4 fott marble cock
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<harb> it's because j00 is small jeff
<Undy> lol
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<ven> just before he squashes that bitch with it
<Undy> cobra u suck m8
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<ven> wicked hey?
<Undy> u fucking suck
<harb> peeps take advantage
<heeeeeds> this is becoming a strange conversation
<Undy> everything
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<Undy> and in everything
<ven> so many buffy ones
<iBh|Cobra> im 5,10
<Undy> u are fucking outcasts lol
<iBh|Cobra> I suppose thats pretty small these days
<nasteh> lol
<harb> yeah
<nasteh> LOL
<iBh|Cobra> but who cares?
<harb> small :)
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<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<iBh|Cobra> Wtf does height mean?
<Undy> no one cares
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<Undy> so fuck off
<nasteh> COBRA WAS 6 FOOT 2 WEEKS AGO, NOW HE IS 5 TEN!
<iBh|Cobra> undy
<nasteh> HE IS SHRINKING
<Undy> BLAH BLAH BLAH
<iBh|Cobra> Your the one talking to me?
<harb> yeah
<lecty> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> Why do you as questions
<iBh|Cobra> then say no one cares
<daa> blah blaetbaetbaet, stuuutter, tis me cobra or, and now over to meh, yeah 
  right, emm dohhh, the main reason i have retired from quake, dahh dahh - i have 
  ra haaaa, ibh cobra has decided to retire from quake todya because the secene has 
  got tooo,tooooh tooo
<Undy> no cobra i cant talk atm
<Undy> im slapping my cunt
<harb> hehe
<iBh|Cobra> ok 
<athie> bitch
<harb> :)
<ven> coz u r a twat cobra now fuck off ffs
<heeeeeds> can you say "Spam"
<smilez> whos that girl on skinners page ?
<harb> lol :)
<Undy> lol anyway gimme your address please
<iBh|Cobra> thats class coming from you ven
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<iBh|Cobra> mr big 15 year old
<Undy> im bringing russian mafia over for anal fisting with a 9mm 
<Confusion> fucking piece of shite outlook, honestly, one fucking account can't be 
  checked so you can't check any others, fucking bite me microshaft
<Afteh|w0rk> lol
<Undy> caliber that is
<bigfoot> hhe
<daa> hes such a handsome boy, dont fuck with him
<nasteh> lol
<ven> lol the national biking champion`s bike only cost £1400 quid 
<nasteh> tyro
<ven> lol
<nasteh> he is older than you
<lecty> after meeting IMIZ again this weekend i have decided that him and Vanish 
  were seperated at birth
<Undy> RIGHT OK COBRA IS No1 ON MY HITLIST
<ven> i asint 15 ffs!
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<nasteh> undy: join the queue please
<Undy> anyone wishing to make a hit on cobra
<nasteh> dont be greedy now :)
<Undy> hey
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<Undy> nasteh
<Undy> im organising it
<smilez> heh
<nasteh> undy can i join in?
<Undy> im getting chinese triads
<Undy> and russian mafia
<daa> lol
<smilez> lol
<ven> oh ffs
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<athie> er
* Afteh|w0rk points out he does a nice line in torturings and beatings
<ven> i have 3 gnat bites on my fucking penis
<athie> excuse me?
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry;)
<nasteh> lol
<Undy> i think id better otder SAS in as well
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<athie> lies
<Undy> cobra is too hard
<Eoa-Swam> yo dudes
<ven> fuck it itches like fuck!
<athie> honest
<nasteh> swarm!
<ven> 1 on my sack!
<ven> FFS!
<Eoa-Swam> nasteh!
<ven> ITCH!
<nasteh> you praccying at 9?
<Eoa-Swam> ill be here
<nasteh> swarm!
<Eoa-Swam> ill attemot to practice
<athie> alex he called now, wot be long :)
<Eoa-Swam> attempt 
<athie> wony fs :)
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<athie> WONT
<athie> OMFG
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<nasteh> hehe ok swam
<Afteh|w0rk> kerry:)
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<Undy> ah well tyro shut up now
<ven> hhehe
<Undy> no fun :*
* ven itches his cock in silence
<ven> grrrr
<ven> this hurts
* Armageddon gets his body building stuff out
<Eoa-Swam> :)
<CoBrA[g3y]> i have decided to retire from quake as a result of the anal plague 
  which i picked up from a man in Cuntingham 2 weeks ago
<CoBrA[g3y]> emmm
<Undy> -lol
<nasteh> tyro shut up, he's on the phone to "The Family"
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<ven> oh no
<CoBrA[g3y]> well
<ven> its not 3 bites its fucking  4!
<ven> FFS!
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<ven> gnats deserbve to die
<Tyro> Vanish lemme suck your cock please
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<CoBrA[g3y]> my 10 year old g/f has borken up with me 
<Tyro> while the girlie slaps her clit
<CoBrA[g3y]> lol tyro
<ven> nasteh : the inbreds :P
<CoBrA[g3y]> lol
<Lord_Smeagol> ven - can't be 3 all at once - they wouldn't fit ;)
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<nasteh> which one is the real tyro?
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<ven> lollolololo
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