Jacqui's World

	Jacqui's World
	I will be adding stories, jokes, art, babysitting tips, girls' stuff, puzzles, magic tricks and lots more.

	Westlife
	Westlife is my favourite band. For those who don't know, Bryne is going to be a dad and the mother is Kerry out of Kitten. They are going to get married and will name the child Molly or Dillon James. Westlife is my favourite band because they have good music and lovely voices. The moment I heard their songs, I fell in love with them.


	Playtime

		Playtime is cool, even at school, Only because we're out. Get the basketballs, bounce, bounce. Hit the ring, count, count. No work, no tests, Just rest, yes, yes. Bell goes, ring, ring. All in, sing, sing. More work, more tests, No rest.

		Tuesday's Diary

		I woke up today and went to school. It was nice out today. When I got home my cousin Zoe was there. Then we went to Power City to buy some CDs. In the queue Zoe said "Look, Jacqui, look! There's Steve out of Boyzone". I said "No, it's not". Then he looked around at me and I nearly fainted. It was Steve, so my cousin asked him for an autograph. I just stood there with my mouth open like a codfish. My knees knocking together. My mam had to nearly carry me to the car. Today was the best day ever.

		Jokes
		Knock, knock! Who's there? Luck. Luck who? Luck through the keyhole and you will see.

		Why should you not play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.

		Knock, knock! Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than you.

		What did the baby chick say to the bully rooster? Peck on someone your own size.

		Knock, knock! Who's there? Jacqui. Jacqui who? See, you have forgotten me already.

		Knock, knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? I am Jacqui, I thought you knew that by now.

		Knock, knock! Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you.

		Can you tell me the joke about the broken pencil? No. Why not? It doesn't have a point.

		Did you hear about the 50 year old egg? No, what about it? Oh, it's a very old yolk.

		Doctor, doctor. Help me! I'm shrinking. Oh, be a little patient.

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