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| Name: Jane
Likes: Shopping, SClub 7, Friends Food: Chinese |
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Jane's Page |
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| Name: Jane
Likes: Shopping, SClub 7, Friends Food: Chinese |
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Jokes Ha Ha Ha | |
| Boy: When I grow up
I'm going to be a policeman and follow my father's footsteps. Friend: I didn't know your dad was a policeman? Boy: He's not. He's a burglar! |
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| Bulldog for sale
Will eat anything - very fond of children. Ha Ha |
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| What cat is best in
the library? A catalogue |
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Riddles | |
| What insects keep
having hit records? The Beetles! |
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| If you have any poems, jokes or riddles, send them to me and I'll print them for you. | ||
| Aliens | ||
| One night I woke up.
I was lying in my bed and I heard a strange noise. I looked out the window. I
was amazed to see that a large silver spaceship had landed in my back garden. A
ladder came out of the spaceship. Two small green aliens climbed out. I
couldn't believe my eyes. They walked towards my window. I was scared. "Hello",
said one of the aliens, "We are from Mars". He said, "We have travelled down to
Earth to see if there is life on it". I wasn't so scared now. They invited me into their spaceship. I climbed out the window onto the grass and followed them into the spaceship. "Wow!" I said. Everything was controlled by computers. There were lots of buttons, some were flashing. There was a table there and we all sat down. I told them all about Earth. They were very interested. Finally it was time for the aliens to go. I was sad. They said "Goodbye, we will visit again". I wonder if they will come back. Maybe… |
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| Websites to check out | ||
| Britney Robbie Williams Billie S Club |
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 What we like |
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