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		Knock Knock
		Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke!
		Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!

		The Greedy Dog
		Once upon a time there lived a hungry dog called Sparkey. One day he went searching for food. He found a bone. He picked it up in his mouth and walked on. He came to a bridge. Under it there was a little stream. He looked in the water and saw another dog. In his mouth there was another bone. Sparkey wanted his bone too. Sparkey snapped at him. The bone fell into the water. Sparkey was still hungry and sad.
		The Worst Place in the World
		The worst place in the world is Kerry. I went there on my holidays last year for a week. The first bad thing happened in the car on the way there. My dad started singing along with my Britney Spears cd. Trust me, he is a really bad. Then half way there the car broke down. We stopped a car and asked for help. Luckily he knew how to fix it. But his voice was so annoying and he wouldn't stop talking. Finally he went. When we got there we went straight to our caravan. It was horrible, it was dirty, it was small. We were not going to stay there all day. So we went for something to eat and the food was horrible. My brother nearly got food poisoning. We went back to the caravan and we all went to bed. There were only three beds, so I had to sleep on the sofa. But how was I meant to sleep with a light right outside the window and a baby crying in the next caravan . The next morning we went and had a one day holiday.
		The Strange House
		I was playing a game of football with my friends, when I kicked the ball into the back garden of the strangest house I have ever seen. I went up the garden, which looked more like a jungle to me. The door, which was open, was very old and very black. I pressed the musical door bell that played "Three Blind Mice". I entered because nobody came to answer the door. I tried to make my way to the back door to get my ball but it was too big inside, it was practically impossible. The hall was long with torn flowery wallpaper. The stairs was an old wooden spiral staircase and on the flowery wallpaper hung smashed pictures and mirrors. My thoughts SCARY! But my friends always said I was brave so I wasn't going to turn around and walk away. I kept walking and at the end the door was open so I walked up there. As I walked in I got a really bad smell like raw fish or something. It was coming from the dirty opened fridge in the smelly yellow kitchen. I looked inside. There right in front of me was raw smelly fish. This house was really starting to freak me out. I ran into the room next to the kitchen. In there was not much just an armchair and an oldfashioned telly and a dusty grandfather clock. Then I spotted an arm holding a glass hanging over the side of the ripped armchair. I walked around to see who it was. To my horror it was an old dead man sitting on the ripped pink sofa. I screamed and ran out and never trespassed on someone else's property again and just in case you're wondering, I never did get my ball back.

		Jokes
		Why did the hedgehog cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to show his brother he had guts!
		What's the Kerryman's latest invention? An inflatable dartboard!
		Do you know what I can't get over? A 10 foot wall!

		Who wants to be a Millionaire?
	£100	What colour is Dipsey the Tellytubby? A. Pink. B. Brown. C. Red. D. Green.
	£200	In the TV show "Sabrina", what's her boyfriend's name? A. Harry. B. Philip. C. Harvey. D. Jason.
	£300	Which of the following is not one of Santa's reindeer? A. Dancer. B. Vixen. C. Comet. D. Adolf.
	£500	What's a baby swan called? A. Cigarette. B. Mute. C. Swaness. D. Cygnet.
	£1000	A medal given to third place is made from what metal? A. Gold. B. Bronze. C. Aluminium. D. Copper.
	£2000	In Aladdin, what does he rub to make a genie appear? A. His nose. B. His magic wand. C. His lamp. D. His shoes.
	£4000	What gas makes your voice high-pitched if you inhale it? A. Oxygen. B. Helium. C. Xenon. D. Carbon dioxide.
	£8000	In which sport might a player need to shout "Fore!"? A. Football. B. Tennis. C. Golf. D. Basketball.
	£16000	How many letters in the alphabet are not vowels? A. 18. B. 19. C. 20. D. 21.
	£32000	What does the second W in WWW stand for? A. Web. B. Winter. C. Wide. D. White.
	£64000	How many square metres in a hectare? A. 10. B. 100. C. 1,000. D. 10,000.
	£125000	What language would you expect Signor Rosa to speak? A. English. B. Italian. C. Irish. D. French.
	£250000	What colour is the flower of the elder? A. Blue. B. Red. C. White. D. Green.
	£1000000	Where do Adenoids grow? A. Nose. B. Trees. C. Mouth. D. Underground.

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