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Why did the duck
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| A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?" | ||
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Why did the duck
cross the road? It wanted to get to the other side! |
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| A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?" | ||
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Ants Dad says I've got ants in my pants, When I can't sit still at all, But the only ants I ever see Are crawling on our garden wall. Emergencies Red alert! Red alert! I've dropped my lolly in the dirt. SOS SOS I've spilt some custard down my dress. 999 999 I've ridden my bike through the washing-line. Ambulance and make it quick, I think I'm going to be sick. |
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| Should Homework be Abolished? | |
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abolished because when you go home it is rest time, as you have already had
over six hours of school. It is nice to do something else like a game of
football and I have to ride my pony. That's why homework should be abolished.
Homework should not be abolished because if in class you don't know your work that well, you can practise it by doing your homework at home. So the teacher can't help you, so you do it on your own. I think homework should be abolished if we have another half hour in school to revise. Then we could play more games of football and other games. |
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