Question:

Is it possible to rape a woman while she is running?

Answer:
In principle yes, but one has to observe that a woman with her skirt pulled up runs faster than a man with his trousers let down.

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Question:
Is it possible to get pregnant of
throat drops?

Answer:
In principle not, but if the drops
are from the citizen Throat there
is a fair chance.

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Question:
Does this lift go upwards or downwards?

Answer:
No, sideways.

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