I would claim that I am not sexist, and some I know would even agree with that after I've bought enough drinks. I do however find quite a variety of material funny – even what follows:
I perhaps should warn those of a particularly sensitive ‘political correctness’ disposition that they may find some of this fun material questionable
Motorcars vs. Women
Why Motorcars are better than women
- Your Motorcar doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
- You don't have to talk to your Motorcar after you drive it.
- You can choke your Motorcar.
- Your Motorcar doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
- Motorcars don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
- Motorcars don't snore.
- Your Motorcar won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
- Your Motorcar won't leave you for another driver.
- You don't have to pay child or income support to an ex-Motorcar.
- If you say bad things to your Motorcar, you don't have to apologise before you can drive it again.
- If your Motorcar doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
- If your Motorcar goes flat, you can fix it.
- If your Motorcar is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
- If your Motorcar is too loose, you can tighten it.
- If your Motorcar is too soft, you can get different shock-absorbers.
- If your Motorcar makes too much noise, you can buy a silencer.
- If your Motorcar smokes, you can do something about it.
- It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcar.
- Motorcars always feel like going for a ride.
- Motorcars don't care about how many other Motorcars you have driven.
- Motorcars don't care about how many other Motorcars you have.
- Motorcars don't care if you are late.
- Motorcars don't get pregnant.
- Motorcars don't have parents.
- Motorcars don't insult you if you are a bad driver.
- Motorcars don't mind if you look at other Motorcars, or if you buy Motorcar magazines.
- Motorcars don't whine unless something is really wrong.
- Motorcars last longer.
- Motorcars only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
- Motorcars' curves never sag.
- New Motorcars must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
- You and your Motorcar both arrive at the same time.
- You can have any colour Motorcar and show it to your parents.
- You can kick your Motorcar to wake it up.
- You can drive a Motorcar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
- You can drive a Motorcar any time of the month.
- You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
- You can't get diseases from a Motorcar you don't know very well.
- You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcar.
- You don't have to convince your Motorcar that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcars are equals.
- You don't have to deal with priests to register your Motorcar.
- You don't have to take a shower before driving your Motorcar.
- You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcar when the old one is REALLY worn.
- Your Motorcar never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcars.
- Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcar after you dump it.
- Your Motorcar doesn't care what you're wearing when you take it out.
- Wearing four fresh rubbers makes a ride in a Motorcar more enjoyable.
- The rashes you get from Motorcars go away without those painful Penicillin shots.
- One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the Motorcar in the basement.
- Disassembling the Motorcar is done out of pleasure rather than need.
- Motorcars always sound pleasant.
- Unlike women fat Motorcars aren't cheap dates.
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