FUCK . . .

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.

It is one magical word.

Just by its sound you can describe Pain, Displeasure, Love, and Hate.

It can be used as an verb, both intransitive (Dave fucked Cathy),
... and transitive (Dave was fucked by Cathy)

As an adverb (Cathy is a good fuck)

As an adjective (Cathy is fucking beautiful)

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of Ďfuckí.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following;

Goodbye . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck off
Greetings . . . . . . . . . . . . How the fuck are you?
Fraud . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  I got fucked at the auction!
Dismay . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh! Fuck it.
Trouble . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well, I guess Iím fucked now.
Aggression . . . . . . . . . .   Fuck you!
Difficulty . . . . . . . . . . . . I donít understand the fucking job!
Displeasure . . . . . . . . . . .What the fuck is going on here!
Incompetence . . . . . . . . . He fucks-up everything
Lost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the fuck are we?
Retaliation . . . . . . . . . . . Up your fucking arse!
Disinterest . . . . . . . . . . .  I don't give a fuck!
Interest . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  What the fuck!
Impossibility . . . . . . . . . . No fucking way!
Disorganised . . . . . . . . . . Fucked-up!
Surprise . . . . . . . . . . . . .  When the fuck did that happen!

And remember General Custerís famous last words;
Where did all those fucking Indians come from?

Also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima;
What the fuck was that?

And last, but not least, those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic;
Where is all this fucking water coming from?


"Those 10 Times In History When Using The 'F' Word Was Probably Acceptable"

10)  "Scattered @#$%ing showers and a slight @#$%ing precipitation my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9)    "How the @#$% did ye work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8)    "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7)    "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6)    "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5)    "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4)    "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938
3)    "Aw c'mon, who the @#$% is gonna find out?" - Bill Clinton
2)    "Janey mac, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, September 2001
1)    "What the @#$% was that?" - German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn after some young lad from Tallaght threw something at him, 2.14 pm BST, June 5, 2002


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