Programmer Jokes
"Best file compression around: 'rm -Rf *'
= 100% compression"
"If debugging is the process of removing
bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them
in."
"Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB
without RETURN."
"Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal
capable of conversing with inanimate objects."
"Real programmers don't document. 'If it was
hard to write, it should be hard to understand.'"