Aries (March 21 to April 20)

Picture our little doomed lamb leaping with glee through the fields at dinnertime. "Tonight Matthew you're gonna be .... a chop"

Most likely to say:
"Ooh I have a bwilliant idea so I have" RUN !!!!!

In a nutshell:
Endless optimism (totally unrealistic), temperamental (tantrum throwers) and naieve (thick as a brick).

Gay Symbol:
The Chicken.