Taurus (April 21 to May 21)

Bulls like to stand in fields gulping down fresh produce(?!?!) A bit like Taureans then !!

Most likely to say:
"Ugh! Burp! Ahhh, I needed that. So whose round is it then?"

In a nutshell:
Reliable (predictable), steadfast (mind numbingly boring) and dry (shites).

Gay Symbol:
The Closet.