Virgo(Aug 24 to Sept 22)

The virgin - only because they have awesome memories and can remember losing theirs - yes really!! That far back.

Most likely to say:
"Ugh, he's in bits - oh shhh! He's coming over ! Ooh hiya! You look fab tonight. Is that PVC real?!!?!?"

In a nutshell:
Giving (submissive), perfectionist (grass is always greener) and your so vain you probably think this song is about you, don't yoou, don't yoou!

Gay Symbol:
The poser.