Why did the robber steal a sink?
Because he wanted to make a clean
getaway !
Naíonáin Mhóra
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he was pinching everything !
Molly . Naíonán Mhóra
An 83 year
old woman was told by someone that if she walked 5 miles a day, she would
live longer.
She's 95 now and they still haven't found her !
Shauna . Rang 6
Three men were stranded on an island.One day a fish came and offered them all one wish.The first man wished to go home and disappeared.The second man wished to go home and also disappeared.The third man was beginning to get lonely without his two friends and wished that they both would come back !
Sibhne . Rang 3
What do you get if you cross
a teacher and a vampire?
Alot of blood tests !
Niamh . Rang 6
What did the Kerryman call
his pet zebra?
Spot !
Victor . Rang 6
A man and his wife were speeding through
the Gaeltacht. They were stopped by a Garda who asked the driver "Cad
is ainm duit?"
"Sean Daly", the man answered.
"Agus do bhean?",asked the Garda.
"A Toyota Hiace" replied the man
Diarmaid . Rang 2
Why did the boy throw butter over the
wall ?
Because he wanted to see the butterfly ....!
Chloe . Naíonain Mhóra
