Me orfan. Nub r'member habin mum ur pa. Me wuz alwayz alune, libin in foresd wid big treez. Me nub eben grukd wud kynd ob creetshur me wuz. Green skin, hornz, sharp teef an klawz, an sum green hayr stikin on top ob me hed. Me gruk sum mojo tuu, me kud healy an tayk poisun away. Me lern tu be ligz-r kuz me smard, run sirklz aroun bad monsturz, nub ged tuu bluddy. Me wandur thru de uzg, an ash muun, me see furt in distuns.

Me gu tu furt, see lodz ob udder creetshuurs lyke me! Me bery happee! Hoowah! Me lib wid dem fer ash ash muuns. Den a grunt nodis me hab hayr on hed! Him send me away, tell me nub kum bak till me mojod hayr obb me hed. Me bery sad now. Nub fit in. Me wunder why me dibbrent. Me run bak tu wuuds. Me run far, till me bery tyrd, an fall down sleepy. Me hab dreem... ob treez... flyin lizzurdz... an Huge Red Bein.The Red Bein say him Wargod.Him mayk me reel ork! Tayk away hayr, tayk away mojo. Wen me wakey, me feel dibberent. Me feel strunger! Me kan hidey selb enywere! Me still bery wary ob bein wid udder orks. Me gruk me still dibberent. Me stay in foresd muur den furt. Mayk frens wid howlers. Tayk lung trips tu all ober de uzg.

Ash muun me walkie in foresd. Suddenly me see huge flyin lizzurd. Me bid afrayd. But me nub run. Sumpin familier heer. Pard ob dat dreem me had. Flyin lizzurd talkie. Him hab guud memury, him say him pard ob me family. We hab saym ansestur. Id a Tree Nymph! Dis Nymph mate wid lods ob dibbrent creetshurs. Mate wid ork, mate wid dragon, mate wid udder creetshurs. So me findy oud dat me hab Nymph bluud! De Tree Nymph iz me grate grate grandmum! Su now me fit all de peesez tugether. Dat why me born wid hayr an mojo! Dat why me lyke walkie thru foresd. Id geddin eezyer fittin in wid udder orks now. Me still liddul bid shy. Me tink maybe me lyke to be Throquat Uzg sum muun. Den me kan still gu on lung trips, claim all de uzg Ork Uzg! Hoowah!

Wun muun me wend un wun ob me lung tripz. me see dis red mojo egg in distunse. Me kuriuz wad id fer. Me advendurus, su me jump in! GAH! Me feel meselb split up intu tuu ob meselbs. Der wun me in de uld land, Den der me in dis nuu land. Id luuk jus liyk de land me gruk, su me run tu de furt. Der a nuu clan, de Sebered Heds, su me juin dem.