Me guin to blah tu latz a liddul about me lub... Zur'Goth.
Him iz our mitey Warbozz ob da Sebered Heds Orcs.
Him a Twanga jus liyk me, him nimbul, lean an kwik.

Him been around fer lung time, since da muuns us libed ad Cobe.
Zur an me bekame guud frendz, uz boff bein Twangaz.
Uz wuz alweyz makin sure eech udder bandajd up durin clompz.
Uz made guud clomp teem!

Suun uz bekum muur den frendz, Zur su guud to me! Uz fall un lub *sigh*

Zur'Goth lateli hab pet rat namd Ratdeef hoo gib Zur advise

Zur'Goth da besd! Him pashient an guud wif da klan.
Him meen an tuff wif da smelli humies an puinti-eerz!
Him leed orcz to meny vikturiez!
WAAAAAGH!