OCTOBER

KIDS ON LOVE
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Jan, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-Harlen, age 8

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else
who has freckles too."
-Andrew, age 6

Q: What's the best way to drive a baby buggy?
A: Tickle its feet.



Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out, but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror, he saw a train coming.

Panicked, he started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks, and I'll stop being bad!"

Nothing happened; his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!

He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out, and I'll stop swearing and I'll stop being bad!"

Still nothing. His foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away!
Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's horn blared.

He tried his plea one more time, "God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop trying to look up little Mary's dress."

Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free and he fell backwards, the train narrowly missing him.

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward heaven, and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself."

Halloween One-Liners

1. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?
...Because he was all wrapped up!

2. How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?
...Do you want to go for a bite?

3. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
...Because he didn't have any guts!

4. Why did the witches cancel their baseball game?
...Because they ran out of bats!