1.I dont have an attitude problem its supposed to be like this!

2.Grow your own dope plant a MAN!

3.Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing the privilage.

4.Who needs enemies when you have friends!

5.No I havent found Mr.Right but having plenty of fun with Mr.Wrong

6.Lifes a bitch and then you die!

7.Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind and therefore is winged cupid painted blind

8.When God created Men SHE was only joking

9.The only reason I date men inferior to me because there the only kind there are

10. If you love something set if free if it comes back to you its yours if it doesn't it never was

11. You dont know me but you wish you did!

12. A dance is never too long when its will the right person

13.Sex is like a marathon long and sweaty!

14. Nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so!

15.I only smile because I dont know whats going on

16.The right sugar makes the biscuit especially crunchy!

17.A man is defeated only when he quits

18. Honour is earned not bestowed upon thee

19. If its got tyres or testicles its gonna give you grief!

20.Back off im stressed to kill

21.Virginity is like a bubble one prick and its gone.

22. Sex is like basketball first you shoot then you score

23.The Perfect Man: hes cool ,hes well rounded ,and actually knows how to use a broom

24.You can fool some people all the time they're all men!

25.Legs are a girls best friend but all friends must part!

26.Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

27. There are 3 types of people those who make things happen those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened ! ( namely ME)

28. Some do some don't I might!

29.Get stoned drink wet cement!

30. Good girls go to heaven bad girls go everywhere!