Have a Laugh on Us

What do you call small rivers that run into the big river Nile? Juveniles

Why do people in Moscow walk fast? Because they are Russian

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Because 789

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words

Whats the best way to see a flying saucer? Trip up the waiter.

Why does Santa carry an umbrella? To keep away the reindeer.

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a needle. Yes I see your point.

Doctor! Doctor! I'm going to die in 59 seconds. OK, I'll be with you in a minute.

What do you call a crazy blackbird? A raven lunatic.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face"?

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.