Nessie is a famous creature who lives under the sea.

She tried to eat many things and that included me.

Although I got away that time I'm going back next year.

I'm sure she'll want to gobble me up and make me disappear.

But she will not catch me because smart as I am,

I have informed the Gradaí, a detective named Sam.

"Come here quick and follow this fellow", I told him my name was Dick.

He said "Ok smart click".

And now here I am stuck with Sam in a piece of foam writing this poem.

So if you ever see the monster be sure and stay away.

Even though he looks friendly he'll eat you up some day.

By David Hanley (5th Class)

Nessie oh Nessie where have you been.

I've seen you in Photos and papers obscene.

But where are you now so that I can see with my own eyes,

Your Large long body with big brown eyes.

I've seen you in photos, green brown and yellow,

And read about you in papers galore.

But where are you now when I look in Loch Ness.

Where are you now so my hair can stand on end.

Your neck has more bones than I can count and you flipper looks like a spade.

But if you come near me I'll call the Russian Army,

And they'll send you to the moon where you can live happily.

By Matthew Donnellan (5th Class)

Nessie is a monster, he swims around the lake.

Sometimes people see him sometime people fake.

Into the lake a person went in a submarine.

He saw a beastlike head and said "Oh God is it real".

He rubbed his eyes and looked again and said "by God its true,

Loch Ness has a monster and it will eat me and my crew".

The Loch Ness beasty ate them up in one or two big gulps.

He went back down to the lake's floor and stayed there for years to come.

By David Reilly (5h Class)

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