Like everyone I know, many of the problems I encountered with dating seemed to come about because I really did not know the rules of the game well enough. So to help contribute towards some better kind of understanding I present for study a . . .
DICTIONARY OF DATING
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT
what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet
the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
a term used by men to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Two people who can't stomach each other.
a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get"
a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY
how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
Items of clothing that men and women place beside the bed in case of fire.
Woman who is deaf and dumb, over-sexed, and owner of an off-licence or distillery.
A busy body.
temporary loss of critical faculties.
condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
A girl who makes an issue out of a tissue
. . . but on the cruder side, there is my exploration of the word f***
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
while on mathematics . .
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