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The following are the terms and conditions for use of The O'Byrne Files© Sense of Humour and other humour services which may be offered from time to time by The O'Byrne Files© for your use and enjoyment (each feature individually and collectively referred to as the "Service").
This Service is provided to individuals who are at least 18 years old or minors.
IMPORTANT: BY VISITING OR 'CLICKING' ON ANY PART OF MY PAGES OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED IN YOUR PARTICULAR BROWSER YOU ARE STATING THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THAT YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE SERVICE OR OTHER REQUIREMENTS DEEMED APPROPRIATE AS NECESSARY.
You are entirely responsible for maintaining your sense of humour. Keep away from power lines. Do not stand in stairwells. Don't get burned by firewall.
There is no warranty expressed or implied within the Service that purports to claim that you will find any of the material within The Service as funny or amusing.
No part may be reproduced, transmitted, transcribed, stored in a retrieval system, or translated into any language or computer programme, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, optical, chemical, manual, sexual, telepathic, or otherwise unless it is delivered with the right timing.
Avoid direct sunlight or any illegal medication while taking The Service. Furthermore, you agree to notify The O'Byrne Files© immediately of any unauthorised use of your sense of humour or any indication of a life-threatening splitting of sides, which will then be promptly be ignored.
The Service warps space and time in its vicinity. Any use of this Service, in any manner whatsoever, will increase the amount of disorder in the universe. Some quantum physics theories even suggest that when the consumer ("the reader") is not directly observing this Service, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state.
This material is offered 'as-is' and no warranty is given, either expressed or implied that it may be amusing. By downloading, modifying, copying, viewing, or otherwise using this material, you agree that neither the author of this material nor the owners or administrators of the site from which you might have solicited this material are liable for any breach of entertainment standards, damage or loss caused directly or indirectly by the use of this material, and that any such breaches, damage or loss is the sole responsibility of the person who downloads, modifies, copies, views, or uses this material, and blah blah blah...
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