Toilet Humour

10 Scientific Experiments To See If You Can Annoy The Hell Out Of The Person In The Next Toilet Cubicle

Experiment #1. Grunt and strain dead loud for 30 seconds and then drop a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Experiment #2.  Fill up a large flask with Lucozade. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy big boy!"

Experiment #3.  Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Experiment #4.  Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please"?

Experiment #5.  Say: "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

Experiment #6.  Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in the next stall can see it (especially good in the men's jacks).

Experiment #7.  Say: "Damn, this water's cold!"

Experiment #8.  Say: "Hmm, I've never seen that colour before. . ."

Experiment #9.  Say: "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

Experiment #10. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sugar, that's my glass eye!!"

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