• They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
• A better model is always just around the corner.
• They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.
• It is always nesessary to have a backup.
• They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
• The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
• In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Big power surges knock them out for the night.
• Size does matter.

© Francis O'Donovan 1999.