Warning: Some of these jokes may be considered offensive, as they have adult content. These jokes have been marked.

Computers:

• The top ten reasons why computers must be male.
• The ten commandments for C Programmers.
• Programmer jokes.
• Dos quotes.

Rhapsodies:

• Cantonian.

Battle of the Sexes:

• Women's English.
• Woman: A chemical analysis.
• 85 ways to be a real man.

Misc.:

• Unusual quotes.
• Hardships.
• 'I will revise'.
• Chat-up lines.

© Francis O'Donovan 1999.