"Best file compression around: 'rm -Rf *' = 100% compression"
"If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."
"Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN."
"Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects."
"Real programmers don't document. 'If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.'"

© Francis O'Donovan 1999.