John:
Doctor,
doctor, I think I’m a goat. 
Doctor: How long
have you been feeling like this?
John: Ever since
I was a kid.
What’s
an Aliens favourite bar?
A Mars bar.
Which
famous mouse once stared as a reindeer in a Disney Cartoon?
Mickey Moose.
What
would you call a Crazy Duck?
Quakers.
Stephen:Doctor ,doctor, I
have only 59 seconds to live.
Doctor: Well sit
down and wait a minute.
Stephen:
Doctor, doctor, I
feel like a pair of curtains .
Doctor: Well pull
yourself together man.
Auntie,
Auntie, when are you going to do your trick?
What trick is that
dear?
Daddy says you can
drink like a fish.
What’s
worse than finding a worm in your apple
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Why
did the girl put her hand on the clock?
To feel the time going.
What
position does Dracula like to play in football?
Between the
ghoul-posts.
Where
do ghosts like to go on holiday?
The Costa del Soul
What
would you call a laughing motorbike?
A Yamaha ha!
Knock
Knock ,who’s there?
Lettuce,
Lettuce who?
Let us in!
Why
did the skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn’t have the guts
What
do you call two banana skins? .
A pair of slippers.
Did
you hear about the man who damaged his health drinking milk?
The cow fell on
him!!
Teacher
Niamh: Can I, have a hint Miss.
Teacher: Yes think of an apple
Niamh: The first woman was Granny Smith
John:
Teacher: Most definitely not !
John: That’s a relief, I did not do my homework.
Girl
:
Father: Well you should remember where you put things.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t
control her pupils.
What
did the priest say when he saw insects on his roses?
Let us spray.
Why
did the golfer change her shoe?
Because she got a
hole in one.
What
did Neptune say when the sea ran dry?
I haven’t an
noction.
What’s
long and narrow thick and thin cock your leg and stick it in ?
A Stocking.
What
flies high runs low wears boots out and has none?
A
Football.
Why
did the cow wear a bell?
Because her horns
weren’t working
What
did the pin say to the balloon?
Come here or I’ll burst you.
All the jokes have been collected by Sixth Class
Do you have any jokes? We would love to hear from you with your jokes.
